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Post by tabbyclaw on May 6, 2018 5:28:30 GMT
As I mentioned in the recent episode thread, we held my grandfather's memorial service yesterday. There was a story shared about him that I had never heard and which I thought you might appreciate. My grandfather was a firefighter, and some forty years ago he and his department were called on to assist the parks service. Some vandals had set a fire in a cave, apparently, and it had defied all local efforts to extinguish it without collapsing the cave or damaging the site, which was of some scientific importance. They'd even sealed the cave for six months in the hopes of starving it out, and opened it back up to find the fire still smoldering. The problem was that the fuel for the fire was a substance that one doesn't often have to deal with in either profession, and so nobody had been trained in how you should put out a five-foot tall pile of surprisingly well-preserved prehistoric land sloth dung. After several tests the fire department was able to come up with a solution they thought would work, but the parks service never informed them of the result and Google has not helped me find the outcome. For all I know, it might still be burning.
So, yes. There is a flaming poo dimension. And it's in a cave in Arizona.
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Post by akelis on May 8, 2018 15:34:48 GMT
So, yes. There is a flaming poo dimension. And it's in a cave in Arizona. After having spent one of the longest summers of my life working outdoors doing landscaping and hardscaping for a company in Arizona as some for of apparent self inflicted h*ll... I'd agree that Arizona in summer makes a valiant effort at being a flaming poo dimension.
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